- Old dude in new work boots.
- Young dude in a hot pink shirt with glasses that are too big ~ no socks.
- Old dude, with his mouth wide open, studying a crossword puzzle wearing a bright yellow shirt.
- Middle age lady showing off her hand made scarf.
- Young chick on a white cell phone wearing a shirt that has "bad ass bitch" printed on the back.
- The lady at front desk, with the annoying voice and who also is constantly snacking, reminds me of a passenger on the spaceship in the movie Wall-e.
- Lady 209 lbs wearing Clark's shoes with black spandex pants and a jean jacket.
- Fat dude wearing a hat with the word "security" embroidered on it. I don't think so.
- Extra-big dude in one of those little carts that one totes behind their car.
- Young buck with that deer in headlights look. Nice haircut though.
- Young dude with sunglasses propped up on his bald head. He is proud.
- Latino who looks scared shitless.
- Three people, one wearing bright green running shoes, are sitting behind me bitching that their number just got skipped.
- The dude who was working on crossword puzzle, has on the type of cargo pants which can be converted into shorts by the utilization of a secret zipper.
- Prep student sitting with his Pop wearing an Oxford shirt and tie toting a biology book.
- Young girl with nice boots, bad hair, but cute shirt.
- Grandma wearing a sun visor.
- Lady next to me carrying one of those awful Vera Bradley pocket books with a horrible aqua blue paisley pattern.
- Dude wearing a flowery tropical polo shirt, which is tucked in, and is wearing a cell phone holder on his belt.
- Seventy plus year old lady wearing some of those nasty green running shoes.
- Army dude in camouflage.
- Big lady, like really big, wearing pink running shoes. New Balance Women's 770 Performance Running Shoe (Google Affiliate Ad)
- University of Miami fan wearing a hoodie and Doc Martins.
- Dude with cool shirt sporting a 32 oz Monster drink.
- Older lady with a bad-ass cane. It looks like it is a carved prop from Lord of the Rings.
- Lady with ugly feet (dirty too) in pink Croc flip flops.
- Another older lady with a bad-ass cane. This one is a four-footed-paisley-adjustable cane.
- Movie star lady, wearing tight top, and pushing a cutie pie kid, with a Dora doll, in an umbrella stroller.
- Lady with a Zombie face. No, I am being serious.
- Big dude with low jean shorts... Gangsta style.
- Cool hand Luke with dark sunglasses, a Foo Manchu mustache, and a members only style jacket on.
- Three bear-sized ladies with sewn in hair dreadlocks, tattooed breasts, and faces with multiple piercings ~ hot mess.
- Older lady with Victoria Beckham haircut. Fail.
- "Mr. Pants around the ass" just walked in.
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