People Watching at the DMV

I am at the DMV. So, let me get right to it. This is a people watching tutorial. The quicker they are at calling my number the shorter this blog will be.

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• Old dude in new work boots.
• Young dude in a hot pink shirt with glasses that are too big ~ no socks.
• Old dude, with his mouth wide open, studying a crossword puzzle wearing a bright yellow shirt.
• Middle age lady showing off her hand made scarf.
• Young chick on a white cell phone wearing a shirt that has "bad ass bitch" printed on the back.
• The lady at front desk, with the annoying voice and who also is constantly snacking, reminds me of a passenger on the spaceship in the movie Wall-e.
• Lady 209 lbs wearing Clark's shoes with black spandex pants and a jean jacket.
• Fat dude wearing a hat with the word "security" embroidered on it. I don't think so.
• Extra-big dude in one of those little carts that one totes behind their car.
• Young buck with that deer in headlights look. Nice haircut though.
• Young dude with sunglasses propped up on his bald head. He is proud.
• Latino who looks scared shitless.
• Three people, one wearing bright green running shoes, are sitting behind me bitching that their number just got skipped.
• The dude who was working on crossword puzzle, has on the type of cargo pants which can be converted into shorts by the utilization of a secret zipper.
• Prep student sitting with his Pop wearing an Oxford shirt and tie toting a biology book.
• Young girl with nice boots, bad hair, but cute shirt.
• Grandma wearing a sun visor.
• Lady next to me carrying one of those awful Vera Bradley pocket books with a horrible aqua blue paisley pattern.
• Dude wearing a flowery tropical polo shirt, which is tucked in, and is wearing a cell phone holder on his belt.
• Seventy plus year old lady wearing some of those nasty green running shoes.
• Army dude in camouflage.
• Big lady, like really big, wearing pink running shoes.   New Balance Women's 770 Performance Running Shoe (Google Affiliate Ad)
• University of Miami fan wearing a hoodie and Doc Martins.
• Dude with cool shirt sporting a 32 oz Monster drink.
• Older lady with a bad-ass cane. It looks like it is a carved prop from Lord of the Rings.
• Lady with ugly feet (dirty too) in pink Croc flip flops.
• Another older lady with a bad-ass cane. This one is a four-footed-paisley-adjustable cane.
• Movie star lady, wearing tight top, and pushing a cutie pie kid, with a Dora doll, in an umbrella stroller.
• Lady with a Zombie face. No, I am being serious.
• Big dude with low jean shorts... Gangsta style.
• Cool hand Luke with dark sunglasses, a Foo Manchu mustache, and a members only style jacket on.
• Three bear-sized ladies with sewn in hair dreadlocks, tattooed breasts, and faces with multiple piercings ~ hot mess.
• Older lady with Victoria Beckham haircut. Fail.
• "Mr. Pants around the ass" just walked in.

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Thank goodness my number has been called.

Thanks for reading,
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